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FILE 001 · PUBLIC RECORD · CLEARED

An independent signal from somewhere in NSW.

Music, artefacts and questionable personnel. Realm Certified since EST Day 5. Officially unofficial.

EST DAY 5 CLASSIFICATION: COOKED HOT MUTT ON PATROL
TRANSMISSIONS (MUSIC) · LATEST
Still from the Static Between Us video TRACK 01 · 02:39

Static Between Us. The first Realm song.

Filed under CH 001. Audio and video, straight from the Boneyard. Press play, phone face-down. The Music page carries the full transmission log.

THE WALL · PUBLIC REGISTER

Names on the Wall.

Operatives who passed through and left a mark. Newest first, read live from the register.

THE ARCHIVE · RECOVERED FILES

Files leak faster than we can seal them.

Everything the Realm has put on record, in one place. Some of it is sealed. Some of it is Thursday.

Nobody planned the Realm. It happened between the servo and the second beer, and by the time anyone thought to stop it, we were already Certified. internal transmission · file RC-004
DEF · 001

Realm Certified

Adjective. Officially unofficial. Sanctioned by no one relevant. The highest possible rating.

DEF · 002

EST Day 5

Noun. The foundational day. Timeline uncertain. Witnesses unavailable. Ongoing regardless.

DEF · 003

The Boneyard

Noun. Where unsold stock, bad ideas, and abandoned drafts go to reflect. Occasionally exhumed.

DEF · 004

Hot Mutt

Noun. Unofficial mascot. Unofficial reason for most incident reports. Loyal, mostly.

Hot Mutt: a charcoal dog with one upright ear, one folded ear, a bone-coloured chest patch and a gold collar tag
PERSONNEL · FILE HM-005

Meet Hot Mutt.

“Perimeter checked. Standards questionable.”

Unofficial mascot. Unofficial reason for most incident reports. Loyal, mostly. Hot Mutt patrols the perimeter of everything the Realm puts out and approves it on no authority whatsoever.

Designation
HM-005
Role
Perimeter Patrol / Unlicensed Quality Assurance
Status
On patrol
Clearance
Pending since Day 5

Approved by absolutely no relevant authority.

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Free to enlist. Paid to clear.

Everything on this page is open. Membership clearance adds the sealed parts. Prices and entitlements are exactly as listed on the Shop.

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Clearance tiers

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  • Drop discounts, early access and the Vault at the higher levels.
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FIELD ISSUE · CONCEPTS IN DEVELOPMENT

Kit on the drawing board.

Nothing physical is on the counter yet. These are design concepts: no stock counts, no dispatch dates, no numbers pulled from the air. When a piece is released it appears on the Shop with a real price and a real checkout.

Concept render: white Realm Certified cap, front view CONCEPT
RC-CAP-001CIVILIAN CAMOUFLAGE

White Realm Cap

Six-panel. Structured. Suspiciously clean. Realm Certified stitched in gold, nothing else.

$55 AUD · indicative NOT YET LISTED
Concept render: black Realm Certified cap CONCEPT
RC-CAP-002CIVILIAN CAMOUFLAGE

Black Realm Cap

Same shape. Different mood. Reads like night, folds like paperwork.

$55 AUD · indicative NOT YET LISTED
Concept render: Realm Certified beanie CONCEPT
RC-BNE-001COLD-WEATHER KIT

Field Beanie

Ribbed knit. Folded cuff. Warmth issued grudgingly.

$45 AUD · indicative NOT YET LISTED
Concept render: Realm Certified tote bag CONCEPT
RC-BAG-001FIELD CARRIAGE

Realm Tote

Cotton. Reinforced. Carries groceries, evidence, or nothing at all.

$35 AUD · indicative NOT YET LISTED

Indicative prices are targets, not offers. The only thing on sale today is membership clearance, in the Shop.

LATEST FROM THE REALM · SIGNAL ROOM

On the record.

Published transmissions from HQ, with the date each one was filed. Nothing here is generated on the page; if the Signal Room is quiet, it says so.

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CAM 04 · NO FOOTAGE CLEARED

The Boneyard cameras exist. Nothing recorded on them has been cleared for release, so there is no live feed on this page. When footage clears, it will be filed here with a date.

PERSONNEL FILES / ACTIVE ROSTER

Operatives on the books.

Names redacted where legally advisable. Photos taken without consent, apparently.

ROSTER LAST UPDATED · EST DAY 5
OP · 001 / RC-P-MAX
Max
Chaos Liaison

Runs on nuttar water and misplaced confidence. Currently hacked. Situation ongoing.

OP · 002 / RC-P-ZEB
Zeb
Systems / Access Control

Hacked Max. Denies it. Denial itself considered evidence.

OP · 003 / RC-P-BEN
Benny
Nocturnal Retrieval / Gift Recon

Conducts treasure hunts during unusual hours in the hopes to find a gift that may impress you.

OP · 004 / RC-P-COD
Cooked Cody a.k.a. DR. PSYCHOSIS
Logistics / Boneyard

How much more cooked could a cooked Cody look if a cooked Cody could look more cooked?

OP · 005 / RC-P-HAY
Hayden
Signal / Broadcast

Speaks in short sentences. Every one of them ends up quoted.

OP · 006 / RC-P-MRK
Mark
Vehicles / Trade

Underground diamond driller. Although, diamonds are not his favourite rocks.

OP · 007 / RC-P-MTT
Matt
Quiet Operations / Selective Compliance

Hears what you say. Obeys only by choice. Struggles deeply with this one when law enforcement are involved.

OP · 008 / RC-P-ATZ
Atauzi a.k.a. THE FOUNDER
Founder / Realm HQ Origin File

The only Realm Certified Hot Mutt on Day 5. Everything after is downstream.

Realm Certified
Trent · aka The Wizard
OP · 009 / RC-P-WZD
Trent a.k.a. THE WIZARD
Cursed Millinery / Backroom Rituals

Refuses to explain the hat. Refuses to remove the hat. Enter incantation range at own risk.

Crawfish
OP · 010 / RC-P-CRW
Mark Cut-It-More Crawfish a.k.a. THE MAN WITH THE WONKY EYE
Perimeter / Window Presence

He… he never leaves… That man. That man with the crooked eye… HE NEVER LEAVES ME ALONE!

CLASSIFIED / ACCESS LADDER · REV 05

Clearance Levels.

Every operative gets sorted. Some drift through the front gate. Others get filed under BONEYARD before their photo dries. Know your level before you try to buy the merch.

LEVEL 01 PRE·REALM

Visitor

Wandered in off the street. Not registered. Not denied. Currently being observed via CAM 04. No merch access, no transmissions, no questions answered.

Access via front gate · no clearance required
LEVEL 02 UNDER REVIEW

Applicant

Filed for clearance. Sitting in the waiting room next to the fridge. Realm HQ is deciding whether you are Realm-adjacent or just lost. Reassessment permitted.

Sit the Realm Certification Test
LEVEL 03 PROVISIONAL

Provisional Clearance

Realm-adjacent tendencies confirmed. Cleared for transmissions and outer Boneyard perimeter. Full field readiness not yet demonstrated. Do not attempt Bungonia solo.

Pass 3 of 6 on the Realm test
LEVEL 04 FULL CLEARANCE

Realm Certified

Cleared for full Realm activity. Boneyard access granted. May carry the crest in public without further authorisation. First-line access to drops, transmissions, and the occasional Hot Mutt sighting.

Pass 5 of 6 · cert on file
LEVEL 05 EST DAY 5

Realm Certified · EST Day 5

Top classification. Registered under EST Day 5 protocol. Direct line to HQ. Priority merch, unreleased transmissions, and Crestwood weather updates whether you want them or not.

Pass 6 of 6 · EST Day 5 seal
BONEYARD DENIED

Access Denied

Assessment failed. Filed under CLASSIFICATION: RAW. Recommend loitering near Realm HQ transmissions until frequencies align. Reapply EST Day 6. Do not attempt to purchase merch under false pretences.

Fail the test · reapply after EST Day 6

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